Memo to White House staff: Create your Ethics Together (and Guide Scott McClellan ...)

George Bush, the second (of WMD and unprovoked Bush War II fame) is still president of the United States. I know some of you still think that Vice President Cheney, White House Chief of Cabal. This is absolutely not true. I say this with all my heart.

When you read my copy of 'leaked' the latest 'memo ethic,' I was surprised to learn that Scott McClellan needed help.

Scott McClellan is the White House press secretary. Some people seem to be an uninformed press secretary who is destroying what remains of the reputation of the president. (I must be educated on this. Some critics are not mincing words.) Some say that he is unfriendly to the body releases. They say they can not answer simple questions.

True enough!

I felt sorry for Scotty. We did not go to school together, so I called my new cell phone while feeding the squirrels in the park. (I was not going to get a cell phone ever, but then I learned that you must have one, if he would ever be a competitor WOF).

The phone rang twice and a sweet voice said, 'White House Press Office, talks about Cindy!'

I said: 'This is Taylor Jones, the hack writer. Cindy, I would like to speak with Scotty if you have a moment. '

Cindy said, 'It can not come to the phone right now, Taylor Jones, the hack writer, because it is in the classroom.'

I said, 'How would I explain that torture Dick Cheney CIA Class Plan?'

'Oh, no,' said Cindy. 'It was the last night at 11:30. No, the press secretary is in Ethics 101. '

I said: 'I was wondering, Cindy: Who briefs the Press Secretary? It does not seem to know what's going on in the White House. '

'He would if they left the White House!' Cindy said. Suddenly seemed depressed. I could hear her crying.

I said, 'Easy, Cindy. Do not mean to make you cry and everything else. '

She sniffed and said: 'We are in the old Blair House, where they tried to kill President Truman.'

I said: 'It would have been Oscar Collazo and Griselio Torresola.'

He said, 'How do you remember? Were you alive then? You must be old. '

I replied, 'I just read that: [http://www.thenewstribune.com/24hour/entertainment/story/2886284p-11546751c.html]. They were members of the Puerto Rican Nationalist Party. They were patriotic. They hoped to bring freedom to Puerto Rico. '

'It was the first time,' said Cindy. 'We know everything about this. Policeman Les Coffelt, and one of the gunmen, Torresola, were killed in the shootout. There are paintings on the walls here. The Press Secretary also has a signed copy of Stephen Hunter and John Bainbridge Jr. 's book on the assassination.'

I said: 'A signed copy. It would be a treasure, a copy signed by the authors. '

'Would', he said, 'if I had not signed. We are so busy dodging questions here that I have not followed the instructions press secretary to get a signed copy. I just went to Valton Bookstore. My friend Maria is an employee there. I had to pretend names of Mary. Scotty has never known the difference, so who cares? '

I said, 'Cindy, you've still got 101 Ethics?'

'I take it after the crew Bianca backyard. The next week some time. '

I said, 'Cindy would you like a signed copy of Revenge on the Mogollon Rim?'

He said, 'I already have one. My uncle sent me from Flagstaff. I have to go Taylor Jones, the hack writer. I see the Press Secretary from the other side of the road. Oh! That was close! '

I said: 'What happened?'

He said, 'I'm sure glad to be able to dodge the car as if it were possible to dodge questions. I think I should have told you before, but he is not taking any phone calls Taylor Jones, the hack writer. I got to hang up! '

I said, 'Tell Scotty I called!'

The phone went dead!

And John T. Jones, Ph.D. 2005 ......